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            A   S I M P L E   L I B R A R Y   F O R   C O M P L E X   S Q L

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             The goal of Mismatch\DB is to make building and executing SQL
             queries dead simple. It optimizes for the common scenarios,
             while allowing you to fall back to straight SQL when necessary.

             You see, SQL is actually pretty good at its job and you really
             shouldn't have to work around your ORM to get at it.

             Let's take a look.

                                            ~
             <?php

             use Mismatch\DB\Query;
             use Mismatch\DB\Expression as e;

             $authors = (new Query($conn, 'authors'))
               ->order('name', 'asc')
               ->where([
                 'signup' => e\after('2014-04-01')
                 'active' => true,
               ]);

             foreach ($authors as $author) {
               // It's pretty easy
             }


